The Cutest Things Since Animal Crackers

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

sgtpeppersspoopyfoodclubband:

tbh ive seen guitars and basses that are better looking than most of the guys at school

My Wedding Speech
Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
Guests: Awwwwwwwww
Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Patrick Stump so i'm stuck with this little shit
me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

succubae:

manicpengwingdreambatch:

incredifishface:

every night there is that moment when you hit that one pic and you’re like nope i’m out i just can’t enough
catedevalois balance0fprobability insanely-smart smittentomkitten laterovaries manicpengwingdreambatch mypreciousmind1 and darthrosenberger

succubae!

I am done

succubae:

manicpengwingdreambatch:

incredifishface:

every night there is that moment when you hit that one pic and you’re like nope i’m out i just can’t enough

catedevalois balance0fprobability insanely-smart smittentomkitten laterovaries manicpengwingdreambatch mypreciousmind1 and darthrosenberger

succubae!

I am done

blogsatan666:

Life goals

blogsatan666:

Life goals

al-the-stuff-i-like:

wolfenartistofhetastuck:

captainthief:

biinarykid:

93gal:

Legitness!!

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

laughing because Mulan looks the same

things i loved more then i expected, this

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck